I'll know

I know it’s a difficult world to live in these days. Trouble in Iraq, civilians shot and tortured in Afghanistan etc, we hear this everyday. Anyway, while on the subject, it also seems to me that a lot of people are getting married lately. My younger cousin got married, which to me was more of a surprise than my own impending marriage, for various reasons.
As a practising sadist, I occasionally like running through marriage photographs. I always find myself saying “tsk tsk”, by the end of it. I’m sure we can all agree that the costumes can make anyone look like a chump. However, that’s not the biggest worry here.
The pics look like a frame by frame dissection of the art of self-realisation. The pictures before the ceremony arguably show evidence of disorientation with a moronic expression in the groom’s face. With gradual transition toward complete self-realisation, where the pics show evidence of an “Uh oh!” state. Arguably, in some cases, the bride has an unexplained smug look. We will never know. But I have a feeling I’ll be able to help, soon.